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Sunday, September 18, 2011

CONTEST! Epub and Mobi People Rejoice!


I'm not sure half of my audience is old enough to remember 1970s-era car sales commercials, and that's too bad.  Not because the 1970s were that great, but the sight of some balding overweight car salesman dancing atop the hood of a '72 Impala truly captured the spirit of America.

I don't have any Impalas to sell, and I'm not balding, thankyouverymuch, but I am about to engage in the very same sort of antics while I promote my new book.

So allow me to put on a too-tight yellow sports coat and a bright red hat.  Man, polyester really doesn't breathe, does it?

Camera ready.  Mikes on.

Three.

Two.

One.

Action!

Woooooo hooo!  They call me Crazy Frank and I must be crazy, because I'm about to give away ten copies of my new book for FREE, yes people, you heard me, I'm so crazy I'm giving it away!

Be among the first ten people to email me at franktuttle@franktuttle.com with the words CRAZY FRANK'S FICTION GIVEAWAY in the subject line and I will email you one of the following:

1) An epub version of my new book, All the Paths of Shadow.  In epub format.  This baby comes fully loaded with cover, working Table of Contents, dedication, copyright notice, and one hundred and twenty thousand words of timeless Tuttle prose!  Works on any epub device.  Ask for epub in your email!

OR

2) The mobi version of my new book, All the Paths of Shadow.  In mobi format.  This baby comes fully loaded with cover, working Table of Contents, dedication, copyright notice, and one hundred and twenty thousand words of timeless Tuttle prose!  Works on any mobi device.  Ask for mobi  in your email!

It's so simple it's CRAZY!  Again, just email me at franktuttle@franktuttle.com with the words CRAZY FRANK'S FICTION GIVEAWAY in the email subject line.  Inside your email, tell me which version you want, epub or mobi.  If you're among the first ten to enter, I'll email you the file of your choice, and you can have  All the Paths of Shadow for your very own, at no cost!

Why?

Because I'm crazy.  Also because I feel like showing some love to my Nook and Kobi and Sony toting pals.  Note that the Kindle doesn't read epub or mobi files.  So if you're a Kindler, sorry, this contest won't help you.  Unless of course (wink wink nudge nudge) you download a free epub or mobi reader program and read from your PC.  Just thinking out loud here.


So, all you Nookers, you Sony-ers, you Kobikins -- fire up that email now!

Remember, first ten get the free ebooks.  The next ten get a high-resolution JPEG image of me clipping my toenails.  It's not pretty, so hurry and enter!




Saturday, September 17, 2011

Yes, another blog post about the book!



Just in case anyone is on the fence about trying this Tuttle character's new YA book (and I don't blame you being suspicious of me), I thought I'd put out another sample today.

This was taken from near the start of the book. You've got three of the main characters having a meal and plotting; there aren't any spoilers, so read freely.

Remember, the whole thing is now available for your Kindle or Kindle-enabled device here!

Excerpt:

“But here we are, two old gaffers doddering on about roads and boats when we ought to be talking about the lovely young lady in our midst,” said Shingvere, as he handed Meralda another bottle of Nolbit’s. “So tell us about the Tower, Mage Meralda,” he said. “Seen the haunt, have you?”

Meralda groaned. “Please,” she said. “Not that. Anything but that.”

Fromarch, from his shadowed repose in his enormous Phendelit reclining chair, guffawed. “Oh, he’s always believed in haunts and the like,” he said. “Can’t blame him, really, given the standards of education in dear old Erya.”

Shingvere ignored the jibe. “’Tis true I spent a whole summer chasing the Tower shade,” he said. “Back in—oh, 1967, it was. Did you know that?”

Meralda blinked. “I didn’t,” she said. No more Nolbit’s, she decided. Her legs and arms were getting heavy, while her head seemed light and wobbly.

She sank back into Fromarch’s couch, pulled a small copper funnel from behind the small of her back, and relaxed again.

“Nobody does,” said Fromarch, after a sip of beer and a sigh. “Too bloody embarrassing. If the Exchequer found out we’d spent from the crown’s purse on a spook hunt, we’d have been put out on our heads, and rightly so.”

Meralda frowned. “Were you a part of this, Mage?” she asked.

“Reluctantly,” Fromarch growled. “I was to make sure our Eryan friend didn’t mistake flying squirrels for long-dead wizards.” Fromarch leaned forward, so that his short ring of thin white hair and pale cheekbones shone faintly in the dim, slanting rays of the setting sun streaming lazily through the window. “The ghost hunt, of course, was nonsense,” he began.

“Aye, but people were seeing lights in the Wizard’s Flat,” said Shingvere, quickly. “Reliable people. Guardsmen. Reporters. Even,” he said, after a pause and a grin, “a noted Tirlish Thaumaturge.”

Meralda shook her head to clear it. “You?” she asked Fromarch, incredulous. “You saw something?”

Fromarch snorted. “I saw lights in the Wizard’s Flat,” he said. “Once. Just lights, nothing more. Could have been kids with a lantern.”

Meralda thought about the long, long climb to the Wizard’s Flat, and the locked door at the top.

“These were clever, determined children,” said Shingvere. “Aye, one might even say brilliant, since the Tower, that evening, was locked, sealed with wards, and under heavy guard by no fewer than two dozen watchmen.” Shingvere assumed a pose of mock concentration. “In fact, I recall someone, I’m not sure who, making a grand proclamation early that very evening that no human being could possibly enter the Tower, that night. Who was that, I wonder?”

Fromarch emptied his bottle and put it down with a thump. “Lights at a window do not prove the existence of haunts,” he said. “Neither did you, I recall, despite a whole three months of fussing about with magnetometers and radial thaumeters and that bloody heavy wide-band scrying mirror,” he added. “My back still aches, some days, from carrying that thing up and down those stairs while you pretended to fiddle with the holdstones.”

Shingvere held up his hand. “Aye. You’re correct,” he said. “I found nothing.” The little wizard fixed his eyes on Meralda’s. “Perhaps, though, I just wasn’t looking with the right pair of eyes.”

“Bah,” snorted Fromarch. He waved a finger at the Eryan. “We both know that the lights, if they weren’t reflections off the window glass, were nothing but a residual discharge from some old structural spell.”
Shingvere shrugged. Meralda remembered the laughter on the stair and shivered and took another cold draught of Fromarch’s beer.

“Bah,” said Fromarch again. “So how are you going to go about moving the Tower shadow, Thaumaturge?” he asked.

Meralda wiped her lips. “Directed refraction,” she said. Shingvere slapped his knee.

“Told you!” he crowed. Fromarch scowled.

“He thought you’d hang those spark lights of yours from scaffolds and aim them at the ground,” said Shingvere. “I told him they weren’t bright enough, and if they were they’d be too hot.”

Meralda nodded. “I’m working on cooler, brighter lights,” she said. “But that could take months. Months I won’t get, with Yvin wasting my time at every turn.”

“Spoken like a mage, lass!” said Shingvere. The Eryan donned a wicked smile. “Now you see why I spend so much time away from Erya and that blatherskite queen. She’d have me whiling away the hours as a magic carpet cleaner, you mark my words.”

Fromarch snorted. “So instead you come to Tirlin and chase ghosts,” he said, lifting his bottle. “Another college education, gone sadly to waste.”

Shingvere grinned. “Will you be latching your refraction spell to the Tower itself?” he asked.

“Of course,” said Meralda. “The focal volume will be just below the ceiling of the Wizard’s Flat.” She tilted her head. “If, that is, your ghosts won’t mind.”

Shingvere nodded gravely. “Oh, I don’t think they will,” he said. “But I’d ask them nicely first, all the same. No harm in being polite, is there?”

“No harm in being a soft-headed old fool, either,” muttered Fromarch. He leaned back into the shadows. “But do have a care latching spells to the Tower,” he said. “We had a devil of a time, way back when.”

“Aye,” Shingvere said. “The structural spellworks left a residual charge. New spells tend to unlatch, after a short time. Even old skinny there had trouble working around it.”

Fromarch began to snore. Shingvere yawned and rose from his settee, padding quickly across the dimly lit room toward Meralda. “Well,” he said, smiling. “Just like old times. Seems we young folks need to put the oldsters to bed.”

Shingvere offered his hand, and Meralda took it, and rose. “It’s good to have you two back,” she said, in a whisper. “I’ve been worried about him, since he retired. He used to come around, but lately...”

“He doesn’t want you to feel like you’re still working in his shadow,” replied Shingvere. “He’s really not such a bad old fellow, once you get to know him. And I’m sure he wouldn’t mind a bit of company here, now and then.”

Meralda nodded. I’ll make the time, she vowed. Yvin can deal with it in any way he pleases.

Shingvere grinned. “That’s my ’prentice,” he said. Fromarch began to mumble restlessly.

“I’ll see you at court, I’m sure,” said Shingvere. “Tomorrow. But for now, we should all get some sleep. News of the Hang will break tomorrow, and that will make for a very long day of hand-wringing and useless conjecture.”

Meralda groaned softly and rose. Shingvere took her hand, and the pair tip-toed, giggling and stumbling, through Fromarch’s darkened sitting room.

Meralda gathered her light cloak from the rack on the wall and stepped outside. Angis and his coach sat in the dim red glow of a gas lamp. Angis’ cabman’s hat slumped over his eyes, and his chest rose and fell in perfect time with Fromarch’s snores.

Shingvere laughed. “Looks like we’re the only ones left awake,” he said.

“Good night,” said Meralda, struggling to regain her composure. “It’s been a lovely evening.” She shook her head to clear it, letting the cool night air wash over her face.

Shingvere bowed. “Aye, lass, that it has,” he said. “Would that I were thirty years younger.”

Meralda returned his bow. “You’ve been an old bachelor all your life,” she said. “But I love you anyway, you rascal of an Eryan wand-waver.”

Then she darted for the cab. Shingvere laughed and bowed and watched her go. He waved once to Angis as the cabman snapped his reins. Then he turned back to the door and Fromarch’s lightless sitting room.

Inside, Fromarch stirred. “She gone?” he asked.

“Gone,” said Shingvere, settling into a chair and fumbling in the dark for his pipe pouch.

Fromarch muttered a word, and a light blazed, slow and gentle, from a point below the center of the ceiling.

“Thank you,” said Shingvere, filling the bowl of a blackened, ancient Phendelit wood pipe. “May I?”

“Please do,” said Fromarch. A flame appeared at Shingvere’s fingertip, and he lit his pipe with it.

“She’s in for a bad summer,” said Shingvere, after a moment of sucking at the pipe stem. “The Hang. The Tower. The Vonats.”

Fromarch nodded. “Vonats are sending that new wizard of theirs. Humindorus Nam. Mean piece of work.”
“So I hear,” said Shingvere. “Think the stories are true?”

Fromarch snorted. “Every other word, if that,” he said. Then he frowned. “Still. Met him once, years ago, outside Volot. Don’t ask what I was doing there.”

“I won’t,” said Shingvere. “Mainly because I’ve known for years, but go ahead.”

“Met him then,” said Fromarch, squinting back as if across the years. “Called himself just Dorus, then. Mad, he was. Twisted up inside. Didn’t figure he’d last long enough to be a danger to anybody but himself.”

Shingvere pulled his pipe from between his lips. “He’s still a danger to himself, I’ll wager,” he said. “Pity is, he might be a danger to Mage Ovis, too. We can always hope a manure cart runs over him first, but I don’t think that’s likely.”

Fromarch grunted. “She’s smarter than both of us put together,” he said, gruffly. “She can take care of herself. And Nam too, if need be.”

Shingvere nodded. “Of course, of course,” he said. “After all, it’s bad form for one wizard to interfere in the matters of another. She’d be furious, and rightly so.”

“Simply isn’t done,” said Fromarch, shaking his finger. “Breech of professional etiquette. Runs counter to everything we taught her.”

Shingvere wedged his pipe in the corner of his mouth and settled deeper into his chair. “Glad that’s settled, then,” he said. “So, which lot do you want to interfere with? The Vonat or the Hang?”

Fromarch dimmed the foxfire, conjured up a fresh-rolled Alon cigar, and broke into a sudden, awful grin.

Friday, September 16, 2011

More Reviews for ALL THE PATHS OF SHADOW

After a brief but intense flurry of pleading, bribery, and two instances of outright coercion, All the Paths of Shadow is getting more reviews!

"The best book I've ever read!  Okay, I said it, when do I get the ten bucks?"  -- Co-worker Larry, who I've never met and do not know.

"Woof woof arf, woof." -- My dog Max, who once ate the book's rough draft.

"You wrote a book?  You?" -- Mrs. Stevens, my eighth-grade English teacher, via Ouija Board

"We have a dress code here, sir."  -- Some French dude in a tux.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Reviews Are Pouring In!

All the Paths of Shadow hasn't even been up on Amazon for a day yet, but already reviews are pouring in!

Here are a few of the latest:

"I was dead and buried before I read Frank Tuttle's All the Paths of Shadow.  But look at me now.  I've risen from the grave in order to seek out and devour living human flesh!  Loved the world-building and the humor.  Brains!"
-- Former Chicago resident Milford M. Barrons.

"Mr. Tuttle, do you know how fast you were going when I pulled you over?"
-- Mississippi Highway Patrol Sergeant H. Adams, Badge Number 334.

"Book?  What book?  Look, I'm here to see if you're ready to order."
-- Bryan, my server at Chili's, address unknown.

"About 13,500,000 results (0.17 seconds)."
-- Google.

"Please stop talking about that blasted book."
-- Everyone in my office.

So far I'm off to a great start!




Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Surprise! All the Paths of Shadow sees an early release!

Remember when I said the official release date for All the Paths of Shadow was next Tuesday, the 20th?

Surprise!  Cool Well Press got the Kindle e-book up early -- so if you're a Kindler, you don't have to wait.

The print version and other e-book versions will be up later.  But seeing All the Paths of Shadow up on Amazon is a blast.

So apply thy fingers to the clicky thing and sally forth for Paths of Shadow.  Download a sample.  Click the like button on the page.  Leave a comment in the discussion area at the bottom of the page.

Or, better still, buy a copy!  I think you'll love the book.  Try it and see.



Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Win a FREE Kindle!

Picture me, if you will, chortling with unseemly glee and rubbing my palms together ala Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.

Why?

Because a little bird tells me that Cool Well Press is going to be giving away a free Kindle e-reader to celebrate their release of certain books, one of which was written by me.

I like giveaways.  They're a good way to promote anything, and giving away the best-selling e-reader in connection with a book release is both classy and guaranteed to generate some interest in the publisher.

Which of course trickles down to interest in me, or more specifically, in my book.

Thus the chortling and the hand-rubbing.  It's not greed, precisely.  It's just that I want this book to be read by as many people as possible.  I've always wanted to put out a full-blown YA novel, and this is it.

The Young Adult field is pretty crowded right now.  Standing out is going to be tough.  Especially since there's not a single vampire, sparkly or otherwise, in All the Paths of Shadow. No Elves, either.  And not once does anyone utter the words 'Guards!  Seize them!'

But I look at these omissions as good things.  I wrote the kind of book I liked to read as a younger less grey-haired Frank.  People will either loathe it or love it, though I hope for the latter.

I'll post more details about the Kindle giveaway as they become available, so stop back around for updates. The giveaway will start in about a week.  Free Kindle?  I did mention FREE KINDLE?

Right.  Back soon with specifics!










Monday, September 12, 2011

Eight Days and Counting


The countdown to the release of All the Paths of Shadow stands at a mere 8 days!  Which is plenty of time to stare longingly at the image above while mumbling "I must have it, yesssss, must have the Precious!"


But remember to mumble well out of earshot of employers, spouses, or mental health professionals.  At least until after you've made the order.  We wouldn't want anything to impede the gears of commerce, now would we?

Sorry.  Look, a new book release is both a happy time and a terrifying time.  Happy because all the work is done.  No more writing.  No more re-writing.  No more editing.  We've all agreed that this is the best we can make the book, and we're putting our names on the line with it.

Releases are terrifying because there's simply no way to predict how well the book is going to do.  It is within the realm of possibility that All the Paths of Shadow will one day be known as the first book in the series that knocked Harry Potter down to size.

It is also possible (cynics will quickly point out this is the more likely scenario) that my shiny new book will sell fourteen copies before dropping quietly into literary oblivion.

Realistically, that is the fate of most new books.  I wasn't aware that 95 percent of all the new titles printed sell less than 500 copies.  I envy myself that bit of ignorance.

Now, there is a small, eternally optimistic part of my mind that's running around in circles and throwing celebratory confetti eight days before the release because it is sure, absolutely certain, that Paths of Shadow will quickly become beloved by an entire generation of readers.  Both Cool Well Press and I will overnight be showered in riches and fame, insists this small part of me.  Harry who?, it hastens to add.

I do like the sound of that scenario.

The best way to handle such anxiety, of course, is to simply push all such thoughts aside and get back to work.  Some would say a writer is only as good as his or her last book.

I say a writer is only as good as his or her next book.  It doesn't matter what I wrote last year or even yesterday.  Tomorrow is all that really counts.

So on that note, it's back to work.  But start saving those pennies anyway!



Saturday, September 10, 2011

Lou Ann on Today


After a hard day of watching me work outside, Lou Ann declares this Saturday done.

I concur.


Friday, September 9, 2011

Excerpt from All the Paths of Shadow





Today is September the 9th, which means the new book hits the stands in precisely eleven days.  The book, for those of you who have somehow managed to elude my non-stop yammering on the subject, is All the Paths of Shadow, which will be brought to you by the erudite and fascinating people at Cool Well Press.

Can you pre-order?  No, not yet.  

Will the book be available in electronic and print formats?  Yes.

Will reading the book cure male pattern baldness, halt the devaluation of the US dollar, or eliminate the need for costly, strong-smelling creams or ointments?  No, yes, and yes, respectively.

My readers will instantly recognize the name Markhat.  Some have asked if All the Paths of Shadow is a new Markhat novel.  No, it isn't.  Paths is set on a new world and features an all-new cast of characters.  You'll find Paths of Shadow to lie somewhere between Wistril's world and Markhat's.  But I think you'll enjoy it, just the same.

Finally, yes, All the Paths of Shadow is the first in a new series.  The sequel, entitled All the Turns of Light, is now underway. 

I'm putting an excerpt from All the Paths of Shadow below, in the hope of whetting your appetite for the release on the 20th.  And don't worry -- I'll be back well before then with all sorts of helpful links designed to make your purchase of the book as simple and as pleasant as possible, because I'm a helpful kind of guy.

Enjoy the excerpt!

From ALL THE PATHS OF SHADOW:

Beyond the park and the oaks Tirlin itself rose up in a tidy profusion of red brick buildings and dark slate roofs and red-gold tree tops just touched by autumn. The towers and spires of the palace peeped through here and there, rising just barely above the banks and shops and offices that made up the heart of Tirlin.
Above it all, though, loomed the Tower, squat and black and brooding in the midst of the green and open park.
Meralda frowned, and looked away.
“Mistress,” said Mug, turning all twenty-nine of his eyes toward Meralda. “Talk. What’s wrong?”
“How many days remain until the Accords?” said Meralda, quietly.
“Twenty,” said Mug, with a small stirring of leaf tips. “Counting today, which I suppose I shouldn’t, since it’s nearly gone.”
Meralda sat on the edge of her battered kitchen chair. “So,” she said. “In nineteen days, Tirlin will be full of Alonyans and Vonats and Eryans and Phendelits, all gathered here to strut and brag and eat like pigs while making long speeches explaining why they broke every promise they made at the last Accord.”
Mug nodded by dipping his eye buds. “You left out carousing and spying and tavern wrecking,” said Mug. “What does that have to do with you?”
Meralda slapped her hands down on the table. “Nothing,” she said. “It should have nothing to do with me at all. The Accords are a political matter.”
“Or so you thought.”
Meralda shook her head. “So I thought.” She put her elbows on the table and her chin in her hands. Just for an instant, she heard her mother’s scolding voice. “Elbows off the table, young lady. We raise swine. We do not emulate their table manners.”
Meralda sighed and stared at the table top. “His Highness is to give the customary commencement speech on the eve of the Accords,” she said. “He plans to speak from a platform at the foot of the Tower. Carpenters are building covered stands in the park for the delegates.”
Mug shrugged with a tossing of fronds. “Sounds fine. I think Kings Ortell and Listbin did the same thing, way back when.” Mug lifted his three red eyes toward Meralda’s face. “It’s not the weather, is it? Surely even Yvin knows better than to take pokes at the climate just to make sure he has a sunny day for a speech.”
“He didn’t ask that,” said Meralda. “Yet.”
She stretched and yawned and thought again about caramel apples and fall carnivals. “Yesterday—” said Meralda, “Yesterday, the King was inspecting the stands being built in the park. He arrived at five of the clock, the same time his commencement speech is set for.”
“And?” said Mug.
“And,” said Meralda, “It suddenly dawned on our gifted monarch that the sun sets in the west and casts shadows toward the east.”
“Leaving His High Pompousness to make a speech in the shadow of the Tower,” said Mug, with dawning apprehension. “Which aggravated his royal sense of badly done melodrama.”
“And led him to instruct me to move the Tower’s shadow,” said Meralda. “Move it, or banish it, or fold it up and pack it away for an hour,” said Meralda, in a mocking baritone. “Roll up a shadow? Pack away the absence of light caused by a seven hundred year old wizard’s keep?” Meralda shoved back the chair and stood, hands spread before her. “What kind of an imbecile asks for a roll of packed up shadows?”
Mug cast his gaze toward the ceiling. “The kind with the scepter and the crown,” he said, quietly.
Meralda stood. She walked back to her open window and leaned on the sill.
“Was it a suggestion, a request, or a royal directive?” asked Mug.
“Is there a difference?” asked Meralda. “The king asked. Before the full court. I stood there and nodded and made vague assurances that I’d look into the matter.” Meralda sighed. “The Tower is—what? Nine hundred feet high? Almost two hundred wide? At five of the clock today, the tip of its afternoon shadow hit the park wall at the east entrance. That makes its shadow almost two thousand feet long and two hundred wide at the base.”
Mug ticked off figures on his leaf tips. “How big a bag will you need, after you roll it up?” he asked.
“Mug!” snapped Meralda. “Enough.”
“A thousand pardons, Oh Fiery-Eyed One,” said Mug, with a mock bow. “But could it be, mistress, that you are not exclusively angry with King Yvin?” A trio of bright blue eyes peeked up through Mug’s tangle of leaves. “Could it be that you are peeved at your own reluctance to describe to the king in lengthy detail just how asinine and vacuous his shadow-packing scheme truly is?”
Meralda glared. “I could get a cat,” she said. “A nice quiet cat.”
Mug lifted out of the bow. “Fur on the couch, a litter box to empty? I don’t see you with a cat,” said Mug.
“Keep talking,” she said. “We may all see things we didn’t expect.” Meralda shook her head, ran her fingers through the strands of long red-brown hair that had worked loose from the tight bun at the back of her head.
“I was going to add that you shouldn’t fault yourself for not browbeating the king before the full court,” said Mug. “I was going to say that even though your hero Tim the Horsehead spent his career berating and insulting kings he was always careful to do so in private.” Mug paused, waving his leaves. “I was going to suggest that you take a long hot bath and curl up on the couch with a cup of Vellish black tea and a book of Phendelit poetry, and that you see Yvin privately tomorrow and explain to him that you only just discovered that moving the Tower’s shadow would loose a plague of biting flies on Banker Street and devalue Tirlish currency abroad and cause the collapse of the aqueducts and, incidentally, make snakes grow in his beard. He’ll forget the whole shadow business and you can go back to your studies of spark wheels and lightning rods, interrupted only by occasional royal requests to shrink the royal bald spot.”
Meralda laughed. Mug turned his eyes away. “And you want a cat,” he said, airily. “Could a cat say that?”
“No one with lungs could say that, Mug,” she said. “You’re right. I should have a talk with Yvin.”
“Then why aren’t you making tea and drawing a bath?” said Mug.
Meralda sighed. “Because I’m changing clothes and going back to the laboratory,” she said. “There are things I need to look into, at least.”
Mug sighed. “Mistress,” he said. “Can it be done? Can the shadow be moved?”
“I don’t know, Mug,” she said. “Perhaps.”
Mug turned a tangle of green eyes toward her. “I don’t like this, mistress,” he said, no humor in his tone. “The Tower isn’t something to be trifled with.” Mug bunched all his eyes together in an instinctive signal of grave concern. “Leave it alone, if you can,” he said. “Please.”
Meralda frowned. “Why, Mug?” she said. “It’s just an old tower.”
Mug moved his eyes closer. “It was never just a tower,” he said. “Not seven hundred years ago, not yesterday, not now.” Mug’s leaves stirred, though no wind blew. “Why do you think the old kings tried for all those years to knock it down?” Mug paused and stilled his leaves. “Leave it alone, mistress. Tell Yvin to light a few gas lamps and leave the Tower be.”
Meralda stroked Mug’s topmost leaves. “Thank you, Mug,” she said.
“For what?” said Mug.
Meralda smiled. “For not being a cat,” she said.
Mug’s eyes exchanged glances. “You’re welcome,” he said. “I think.”
“Water?” asked Meralda.
“None, thanks,” said Mug. The dandyleaf plant sighed. “So you’re going to try this, despite my heartfelt plea.”
“I have to,” said Meralda. “I have to try. Not for the king, but for me.”
Mug grunted. “As long as it’s not a heroic effort for the glory of His Thick-headedness,” said Mug. “So what’s this idea of yours?”
Meralda bit her lip. She turned from Mug and began to pace slowly around the dining table.
“I see two ways to do this,” she said, frowning. “First, bend the sunlight around the Tower, so it casts no shadow at all.”
Mug frowned. “That would render the Tower invisible, wouldn’t it?” he said. “And a working invisibility spell? Weren’t you saying just a few days ago that such a thing was impossible? I believe you used the words ‘penny-novel nonsense’.”
“The spell would only redirect light striking the Tower from a certain angle,” said Meralda. “It wouldn’t be invisible. Just a bit fuzzy, from a single spot out in the park.”
“I see,” said Mug. “What’s your other idea?”
“Leave the shadow,” she said. “Just delay it a bit. An hour, perhaps. Maybe less.”
“Delay it? How, mistress, does one delay the setting of the sun?”
Meralda laughed. “I’ll leave the sun alone, thank you,” she said. “I’d merely borrow a bit of sunlight from one day and move it to the next.”
The edges of Mug’s leaves all curled slightly upward. “Let’s work with your original notion,” he said. “Moving sunlight from one day to the next. That sounds like the sort of story that ends with the Thaumaturge being brutally suntanned and the king giving his speech from beneath the cover of perpetual night.”
Meralda smiled. “Good night, Mug,” she said. “I’ll be late. Shall I move you to the sitting room window?”
“No, thank you,” he said. “I’ll stay right where I am. It’s a good place in which to worry oneself sick. Lots of room to drop leaves and shrivel.”
Meralda sighed. “It’s only a shadow, Mug,” she said. “And the Tower is just a tower. Stones and wood. Nothing more.”
Mug sniffed. “Certainly,” he said. “Nothing to all those old stories. Nothing at all.”
Meralda snatched up her cloak and stamped out of the kitchen. Mug listened to her wash her face, brush her teeth, and change her clothes. Then the living room door closed softly, and Mug was all alone.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

All the Paths of Shadow


Maybe you missed my previous eleven thousand, four hundred and ninety-six previous mentions of this, but I have a new book coming out this month.  On September the 20th, to be precise.

The book is All the Paths of Shadow.  The publisher is Cool Well Press.  You'll be able to get All the Paths of Shadow in e-book format or on paper, as you please.  Get either.  Get both.  Just get it.

What is this book about, you ask?

It's about trust and friendship and loyalty and a really good egg roll.  There is magic.  There is Mug, who was great fun to write.  Mug has twenty-nine eyes and a profound fear of aphids, and even so he isn't the oddest character in the book.

You probably noticed that the graphic above employs the words 'young adult novel.'  And that's true, All the Paths of Shadow is a YA, in much the same way the Harry Potter books are YA.  I hope kids will love it, but that doesn't mean you should skip it just because I used the YA tag,  It's not a twee book filled with doodling dobbles and dobbling doodles.  It's a book about a very talented young person coming to grips with the kind of challenges we grumpy adults face every day.

With magic, of course.  And a light blend of steampunk, in the form of dirigibles and electric lights and walking engines trundling down the cobblestone streets.

And that's all I'll say tonight.  As you can probably guess, I'll be talking more about All the Paths of Shadow in the days leading up to the 20th.  So start saving those pennies, people!

There will soon be shopping to be done...



PS--
The cover was done by the brilliant Anne Cain -- check her out on DeviantArt!