UPDATE 4-26-2011 1612 CST -- The game app has been PULLED from the Android store. VICTORY
The world, as you know, is filled with worthless, reprehensible scum.
This week, I present to you the creators of the Google Android app 'Dog Wars,' who have just edged out Westboro Baptist for the top spot in my coveted 'Waste of Skin and Air' list, which showcases the most flagrant examples of humanity gone horribly, terribly wrong.
I know that some of you believe no person is bad through and through. Some of you believe that hidden in even the darkest heart, a tiny spark of goodness survives, needing only patient, compassionate nurturing to blossom forth into the flower of human kindness.
People like you are so cute. Clueless, of course, and nearly defenseless in a world that eats kittens for breakfast, but you're cute nonetheless.
And utterly mistaken. Take for instance the Dog Wars game I mentioned earlier.
The creators of this travesty find it amusing to equip and fight virtual dogs in bloody VR death matches. I suspect they and their mutant scum customer base use the app between actual dog fights and felonies, i.e., passing the time between violent home invasions and hanging around various alleys in search of their next fix.
Because those are the sorts of people who enjoy dog fighting. They also enjoy rape, murder, and of course armed robbery, and they'd do them all at the same time if they had just a few more appendages.
The owners of Kage Games LLC know their market base (scum, worthless, see also Trash, Vermin, etc.) and are pandering directly toward it. Of course, they defend their wares with a variety of mentally-challenged arguments, claiming their 'game' is a harmless simulation.
Sure it is. Just like 'Wife Beater 2.0,' and 'Mega-Rapist 2000.'
What?
Those last two aren't games? Why not? After all, they're just harmless simulations.
Oh, right, because they not only depict but glorify violent crimes. My bad.
I've looked for contact information for Kage Games LLC. There's a web page, but it's a static image with no links or contact info. I suspect the 'owners' pulled anything resembling an actual page when news of their disgusting game hit the web.
I'd love to let Kage Games LLC know what I think of them. Too bad they don't have the guts to put their names out in public. But since they're hiding, the best I can do is call them out here:
An Open Letter to Dog Fight Fans, the Makers of the 'Dog Wars' App, and the Defenders Thereof:
You are filth. Trash. Aberrations. Utterly and wholly contemptible. Without worth or value as people of any sort. Even the base chemicals which comprise your gap-toothed, foul-smelling bodies are worthless, since they must be riddled with impurities and laced with raw sewage.
I can only imagine what sort of creatures brought you into the world. Siblings, of course, who were in turn descended from a long line of siblings. I suspect you were raised up in a remote cabin, where you practiced random cannibalism when you weren't molesting livestock or trying desperately to evolve opposable thumbs.
And now you've discovered the Internet. Wonderful. And you saw a need among your like-minded brethren for a 'game' that glorifies the killing of innocent dogs. Lacking any sort of compassion or other higher mental functions, it's no surprise that you dived in with both club feet, eager to make a few fast bucks off your two favorite things, suffering and violence.
It appears that your 'game' will be yanked from the Android market any moment now. And that's good. Your sort of 'entertainment' has no place in a civilized society.
And neither do you. It is my most sincere wish that each of you and your 'fans' contract something both truly nasty and inexorably disfiguring. Huge anal warts, for instance. Untreatable. Incurable. And slow.
Now that would be fun. Maybe you could even make it into a game app! Plot the spread of the cancer through your system, maybe even have the raging tumors fight.
Sounds like a fun game to me!
If you'd like to email android and ask them what in the **** they're doing keeping such a piece of trash on their Market, do so here:
press@google.com
The world, as you know, is filled with worthless, reprehensible scum.
This week, I present to you the creators of the Google Android app 'Dog Wars,' who have just edged out Westboro Baptist for the top spot in my coveted 'Waste of Skin and Air' list, which showcases the most flagrant examples of humanity gone horribly, terribly wrong.
I know that some of you believe no person is bad through and through. Some of you believe that hidden in even the darkest heart, a tiny spark of goodness survives, needing only patient, compassionate nurturing to blossom forth into the flower of human kindness.
People like you are so cute. Clueless, of course, and nearly defenseless in a world that eats kittens for breakfast, but you're cute nonetheless.
And utterly mistaken. Take for instance the Dog Wars game I mentioned earlier.
The creators of this travesty find it amusing to equip and fight virtual dogs in bloody VR death matches. I suspect they and their mutant scum customer base use the app between actual dog fights and felonies, i.e., passing the time between violent home invasions and hanging around various alleys in search of their next fix.
Because those are the sorts of people who enjoy dog fighting. They also enjoy rape, murder, and of course armed robbery, and they'd do them all at the same time if they had just a few more appendages.
The owners of Kage Games LLC know their market base (scum, worthless, see also Trash, Vermin, etc.) and are pandering directly toward it. Of course, they defend their wares with a variety of mentally-challenged arguments, claiming their 'game' is a harmless simulation.
Sure it is. Just like 'Wife Beater 2.0,' and 'Mega-Rapist 2000.'
What?
Those last two aren't games? Why not? After all, they're just harmless simulations.
Oh, right, because they not only depict but glorify violent crimes. My bad.
I've looked for contact information for Kage Games LLC. There's a web page, but it's a static image with no links or contact info. I suspect the 'owners' pulled anything resembling an actual page when news of their disgusting game hit the web.
I'd love to let Kage Games LLC know what I think of them. Too bad they don't have the guts to put their names out in public. But since they're hiding, the best I can do is call them out here:
An Open Letter to Dog Fight Fans, the Makers of the 'Dog Wars' App, and the Defenders Thereof:
You are filth. Trash. Aberrations. Utterly and wholly contemptible. Without worth or value as people of any sort. Even the base chemicals which comprise your gap-toothed, foul-smelling bodies are worthless, since they must be riddled with impurities and laced with raw sewage.
I can only imagine what sort of creatures brought you into the world. Siblings, of course, who were in turn descended from a long line of siblings. I suspect you were raised up in a remote cabin, where you practiced random cannibalism when you weren't molesting livestock or trying desperately to evolve opposable thumbs.
And now you've discovered the Internet. Wonderful. And you saw a need among your like-minded brethren for a 'game' that glorifies the killing of innocent dogs. Lacking any sort of compassion or other higher mental functions, it's no surprise that you dived in with both club feet, eager to make a few fast bucks off your two favorite things, suffering and violence.
It appears that your 'game' will be yanked from the Android market any moment now. And that's good. Your sort of 'entertainment' has no place in a civilized society.
And neither do you. It is my most sincere wish that each of you and your 'fans' contract something both truly nasty and inexorably disfiguring. Huge anal warts, for instance. Untreatable. Incurable. And slow.
Now that would be fun. Maybe you could even make it into a game app! Plot the spread of the cancer through your system, maybe even have the raging tumors fight.
Sounds like a fun game to me!
If you'd like to email android and ask them what in the **** they're doing keeping such a piece of trash on their Market, do so here:
press@google.com
heres the link to complain! please do it! Complain to Android/Google here: http://www.google.com/support/androidmarket/bin/request.py?contact_type=takedown
ReplyDeleteDeveloper’s contact info:
Kage Games, LLC
+1.4252740657
Fax: +1.4259744730
...PMB 368, 14150 NE 20th St – F1
C/O kagegames.com
Name of Game
DOG WARS
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DeleteThanks Lindsay! If enough people complain I'm sure Android will yank this awful thing.
ReplyDeleteThese fucks need there sight hacked and taken down, scumbags! Further trying to cash in on violence and misery! Down with them now!
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