It's time for another contest! Yes, Gentle Reader, you can win a signed print edition of All the Paths of Shadow in all of its stunning 484 page glory. You get it all -- paper, ink, verbs, numbers, the whole works, nothing held back. To make matters even more dramatic, I will announce the winner of the contest in my first-ever Web video, so that all and sundry can point and laugh.
And what must I do to obtain this most coveted of prizes, you ask? Read on...
CONTEST RULES:
1) Contestants, hereafter referred to as 'contestants,' must originate from Earth or within five light years thereof.
2) Entry into the Contest shall consist of three parts.
3) PART ONE: The email to franktuttle@franktuttle.com, with
4) PART TWO: The subject line PATHS OF SHADOW CONTEST, and
5) PART THREE: In the body of the email, include an alternate title for ALL THE PATHS OF SHADOW. Be funny. Call it MY SOCKS ARE FILTHY AND I DON'T CARE. Call it ANOTHER GENERIC FANTASY BOOK HO HUM WHERE IS MY STEPHEN KING. Call it anything you want. Be bold and use lower case. Anything goes here, people. But extra points will probably be awarded to people who have read the book and who choose to lampoon either the subject matter or the writing style.
6) Myself and a panel of distinguished judges (read that as a roomful of sleepy dogs) will choose what we consider the funniest entry and award that submitter the signed book. The revelation will be made via video on my website on Halloween night.
That gives you plenty of time to enter. And yes, you can enter as often as you like. I hope to get a lot of entries, because I'll probably post them so we can all get a chuckle. If you'd rather I not post yours, say so in your email, or I'll assume it's okay.
So put on your writing cap and enter! Be as mean or as snarky as you want. That's what I'm looking for!
And what must I do to obtain this most coveted of prizes, you ask? Read on...
CONTEST RULES:
1) Contestants, hereafter referred to as 'contestants,' must originate from Earth or within five light years thereof.
2) Entry into the Contest shall consist of three parts.
3) PART ONE: The email to franktuttle@franktuttle.com, with
4) PART TWO: The subject line PATHS OF SHADOW CONTEST, and
5) PART THREE: In the body of the email, include an alternate title for ALL THE PATHS OF SHADOW. Be funny. Call it MY SOCKS ARE FILTHY AND I DON'T CARE. Call it ANOTHER GENERIC FANTASY BOOK HO HUM WHERE IS MY STEPHEN KING. Call it anything you want. Be bold and use lower case. Anything goes here, people. But extra points will probably be awarded to people who have read the book and who choose to lampoon either the subject matter or the writing style.
6) Myself and a panel of distinguished judges (read that as a roomful of sleepy dogs) will choose what we consider the funniest entry and award that submitter the signed book. The revelation will be made via video on my website on Halloween night.
That gives you plenty of time to enter. And yes, you can enter as often as you like. I hope to get a lot of entries, because I'll probably post them so we can all get a chuckle. If you'd rather I not post yours, say so in your email, or I'll assume it's okay.
So put on your writing cap and enter! Be as mean or as snarky as you want. That's what I'm looking for!
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