I don't listen to Glenn Beck or Fox News for much the same reason I don't shove sharp pointy things in my ears -- it hurts, and it serves no good purpose.
Even so, a headline sneaks through sometimes, as happened just now. "Glenn Beck: Japan Earthquake might be a message from God."
First of all, Glenn needs to check his boundaries, because making ludicrous, asinine statements ascribing mass deaths to a petulant deity is Pat Robertson's territory. Robertson is probably not happy that Beck beat him to the punch, and he might just decide to get himself a chalkboard and start scribbling nonsense about Masons and the Trilateral Commission on it in a tit-for-tat retaliation that could lead to a <gasp> Chalkboard Showdown of the Paranoid Delusions!. Okay, that might actually be funny, especially if someone out there made a mashup video out of them going at it laid over a Nine Inch Nails song backtrack.
Seriously, though -- ten thousand people are dead, a nation lies in ruins, and Glenn Beck wants to gloat and make scary noises about divine wrath?
Glenn, I know you're not a big fan of bad ol' Science, but you might want to Google the Interwebs someday for 'Ring of Fire' or 'tectonics' or heck even 'Remedial Geology.' You'd look less stupid. And you could certainly stand a reduction in Stupid, pal.
I simply don't understand the popularity of Beck and his porcine running buddies. Rush Limbaugh? A huge fat oxy-addict with obvious insecurity issues and the brains of a fruit-bat. Hannity? A noxious little wisp of flatulence right out of Limbaugh's massive nether regions.
Why does anyone waste their time listening to these prancing imbeciles blather?
Beck's time at Fox is obviously on the wane. That alone says something -- when Fox News hints that maybe your grip on reality is slipping, it's got to be because you just showed up in the studio with a live stingray strapped to your head and lit fireworks stuffed up your pants while you swallow live snakes and claim to be Batman.
Even then, I think you could get a pass, if your ratings were good enough. It certainly hasn't stopped Bill O'Reilly, who thinks tides are inexplicable, unpredictable supernatural events, and that each and every sunrise is a random chance event.
So why does it bother me that an idiot such as Glenn Beck spouts nonsense about the tragedy in Japan?
First of all, because it's a stupid thing to say, especially when people are hurting. And people are hurting, Mr. Beck. But I guess that doesn't mean anything to you since they aren't Fox viewers.
Next, it bugs me because I know that despite the blatant and profound idiocy of the statement, people out there were spitting tobaccy into their Dixie cups and nodding in beady-eyed agreement. And that bothers me because these people breed. We have enough stupid people already, thanks. We don't need another million trailer parks full of them.
Finally, it bugs me because Beck is actually getting paid to spew odious crap such as that. The man gets a check. Granted, no matter how much the check is for, it isn't enough to buy him brains, but still. Stupidity should never be rewarded -- certainly not with talk shows or public forums.
In the end, it doesn't matter what Beck said. Morons say moronic things, and the Japanese are neither helped nor hindered by some wild-eyed crying idiot sputtering into a microphone half a world away.
But still. Why so many ignorant voices?
Oh. Fox.
Never mind.
Even so, a headline sneaks through sometimes, as happened just now. "Glenn Beck: Japan Earthquake might be a message from God."
First of all, Glenn needs to check his boundaries, because making ludicrous, asinine statements ascribing mass deaths to a petulant deity is Pat Robertson's territory. Robertson is probably not happy that Beck beat him to the punch, and he might just decide to get himself a chalkboard and start scribbling nonsense about Masons and the Trilateral Commission on it in a tit-for-tat retaliation that could lead to a <gasp> Chalkboard Showdown of the Paranoid Delusions!. Okay, that might actually be funny, especially if someone out there made a mashup video out of them going at it laid over a Nine Inch Nails song backtrack.
Seriously, though -- ten thousand people are dead, a nation lies in ruins, and Glenn Beck wants to gloat and make scary noises about divine wrath?
Glenn, I know you're not a big fan of bad ol' Science, but you might want to Google the Interwebs someday for 'Ring of Fire' or 'tectonics' or heck even 'Remedial Geology.' You'd look less stupid. And you could certainly stand a reduction in Stupid, pal.
I simply don't understand the popularity of Beck and his porcine running buddies. Rush Limbaugh? A huge fat oxy-addict with obvious insecurity issues and the brains of a fruit-bat. Hannity? A noxious little wisp of flatulence right out of Limbaugh's massive nether regions.
Why does anyone waste their time listening to these prancing imbeciles blather?
Beck's time at Fox is obviously on the wane. That alone says something -- when Fox News hints that maybe your grip on reality is slipping, it's got to be because you just showed up in the studio with a live stingray strapped to your head and lit fireworks stuffed up your pants while you swallow live snakes and claim to be Batman.
Even then, I think you could get a pass, if your ratings were good enough. It certainly hasn't stopped Bill O'Reilly, who thinks tides are inexplicable, unpredictable supernatural events, and that each and every sunrise is a random chance event.
So why does it bother me that an idiot such as Glenn Beck spouts nonsense about the tragedy in Japan?
First of all, because it's a stupid thing to say, especially when people are hurting. And people are hurting, Mr. Beck. But I guess that doesn't mean anything to you since they aren't Fox viewers.
Next, it bugs me because I know that despite the blatant and profound idiocy of the statement, people out there were spitting tobaccy into their Dixie cups and nodding in beady-eyed agreement. And that bothers me because these people breed. We have enough stupid people already, thanks. We don't need another million trailer parks full of them.
Finally, it bugs me because Beck is actually getting paid to spew odious crap such as that. The man gets a check. Granted, no matter how much the check is for, it isn't enough to buy him brains, but still. Stupidity should never be rewarded -- certainly not with talk shows or public forums.
In the end, it doesn't matter what Beck said. Morons say moronic things, and the Japanese are neither helped nor hindered by some wild-eyed crying idiot sputtering into a microphone half a world away.
But still. Why so many ignorant voices?
Oh. Fox.
Never mind.
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