I'm not sure half of my audience is old enough to remember 1970s-era car sales commercials, and that's too bad. Not because the 1970s were that great, but the sight of some balding overweight car salesman dancing atop the hood of a '72 Impala truly captured the spirit of America.
I don't have any Impalas to sell, and I'm not balding, thankyouverymuch, but I am about to engage in the very same sort of antics while I promote my new book.
So allow me to put on a too-tight yellow sports coat and a bright red hat. Man, polyester really doesn't breathe, does it?
Camera ready. Mikes on.
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Action!
Woooooo hooo! They call me Crazy Frank and I must be crazy, because I'm about to give away ten copies of my new book for FREE, yes people, you heard me, I'm so crazy I'm giving it away!
Be among the first ten people to email me at franktuttle@franktuttle.com with the words CRAZY FRANK'S FICTION GIVEAWAY in the subject line and I will email you one of the following:
1) An epub version of my new book, All the Paths of Shadow. In epub format. This baby comes fully loaded with cover, working Table of Contents, dedication, copyright notice, and one hundred and twenty thousand words of timeless Tuttle prose! Works on any epub device. Ask for epub in your email!
OR
2) The mobi version of my new book, All the Paths of Shadow. In mobi format. This baby comes fully loaded with cover, working Table of Contents, dedication, copyright notice, and one hundred and twenty thousand words of timeless Tuttle prose! Works on any mobi device. Ask for mobi in your email!
It's so simple it's CRAZY! Again, just email me at franktuttle@franktuttle.com with the words CRAZY FRANK'S FICTION GIVEAWAY in the email subject line. Inside your email, tell me which version you want, epub or mobi. If you're among the first ten to enter, I'll email you the file of your choice, and you can have All the Paths of Shadow for your very own, at no cost!
Why?
Because I'm crazy. Also because I feel like showing some love to my Nook and Kobi and Sony toting pals. Note that the Kindle doesn't read epub or mobi files. So if you're a Kindler, sorry, this contest won't help you. Unless of course (wink wink nudge nudge) you download a free epub or mobi reader program and read from your PC. Just thinking out loud here.
So, all you Nookers, you Sony-ers, you Kobikins -- fire up that email now!
Remember, first ten get the free ebooks. The next ten get a high-resolution JPEG image of me clipping my toenails. It's not pretty, so hurry and enter!
"Note that the Kindle doesn't read epub or mobi files."
ReplyDeleteUh, Frank, the kindle certainly does read mobi files!
http://www.sitepoint.com/how-do-i-read-these-epub-or-mobi-format-ebooks/
I did not know that! Thanks, Ann, for the info. Still going to give away the mobi files; a contest is a contest!
ReplyDeleteThat's why I asked for mobi, for my Kindle... I'm quite happy with the book, by the way. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteCrazy Frank indeed! I hate to show my age, but gosh, that schtick does bring back memories. :-D
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