The world is, regrettably, filled with people I don't like.
The offenders are plenty and varied. People who text in movies. People who drag jam-packed shopping carts into the 20-or-less line. People who --
Well, most people, really.
So I'm not a people person. But even the most touchy-feely huggy-huggy pro-people people must agree that the members of Westboro Baptist Church are indeed the most repugnant examples of a truly subhuman species of lower primate -- and I wouldn't even give the Westboro bunch that high a rating.
For those of my readers across the water, the Westboro clan is composed of a senile old preacher and his mostly-inbred congregation of knuckle-walking morons. Now, if this bunch of genetic mistakes kept to their own ragged hovels and only intruded into the lands of men long enough to raid garbage dumps or gaze longingly at dental offices, they'd not be the target of my ire.
But instead of quietly attracting flies in some damp corner of rural Kansas, the Westboro creatures spend their time trotting from funeral to funeral, where they disrupt the proceedings by yelling in their gutteral dialect and waving badly-made signs expressing condemnation of the dead -- right in the faces of the bereaved families.
Why they do this is a question best answered by a qualified clinical pathologist who specializes in severe mental disorders. My own explanation is much simpler, and can be expressed by the equation 'inbreeding + innate stupidity + paranoid delusions = a bunch of complete wankers.' Yes, there is a religious element to all this, but it's so juvenile and grotesque I won't burden you with a description of it.
They're just stupid hillbillies with an equally stupid agenda.
For years, they've been more or less tolerated, since they are after all the grimy underbelly of Free Speech. Towns have gotten clever about granting them a space for their 'protest' and then making sure a few thousand actual humans show up and occupy that space before the Westboro primates can coax their aging minivans into town.
Motorcycle gangs and riders even meet the 'protesters.' The bikers then park in front of the toothless Westboro troglodytes and rev their bikes to drown out their hoots and bellows.
When biker gangs note your activity and proclaim it unacceptable, man, you've really crossed a line.
Well, Westoboro has apparently crossed another line.
They have, reports indicate, provoked the wrath of Anonymous.
Anonymous is the shadowy group of elite hackers who have recently laid numerous high-profile corporate bullies to rest. VISA, Mastercard, and at least one much-praised internet security company have all fallen prey to Anonymous lately -- and none of them had first cousins for parents.
According to a letter alleged to be from Anonymous, they've had enough of Westboro, and they've issued to them a warning -- crawl back into whatever damp hole you came from, or face the wrath of Anonymous.
The Westboro bunch can be counted on for one thing -- stupidity. So they'll do the stupid thing, and call Anonymous out.
And then -- well, I'll start popping popcorn, because this will be hilarious.
It's one thing to wave signs at funerals, Westinbred. But if you think your tinker-toy websites and your private info will remain even remotely intact if Anonymous sets their sights on you, well, you've got another thing coming.
And in my mind, it's a thing long overdue.
Go Anonymous -- FOR THE LULZ!
The offenders are plenty and varied. People who text in movies. People who drag jam-packed shopping carts into the 20-or-less line. People who --
Well, most people, really.
So I'm not a people person. But even the most touchy-feely huggy-huggy pro-people people must agree that the members of Westboro Baptist Church are indeed the most repugnant examples of a truly subhuman species of lower primate -- and I wouldn't even give the Westboro bunch that high a rating.
For those of my readers across the water, the Westboro clan is composed of a senile old preacher and his mostly-inbred congregation of knuckle-walking morons. Now, if this bunch of genetic mistakes kept to their own ragged hovels and only intruded into the lands of men long enough to raid garbage dumps or gaze longingly at dental offices, they'd not be the target of my ire.
But instead of quietly attracting flies in some damp corner of rural Kansas, the Westboro creatures spend their time trotting from funeral to funeral, where they disrupt the proceedings by yelling in their gutteral dialect and waving badly-made signs expressing condemnation of the dead -- right in the faces of the bereaved families.
Why they do this is a question best answered by a qualified clinical pathologist who specializes in severe mental disorders. My own explanation is much simpler, and can be expressed by the equation 'inbreeding + innate stupidity + paranoid delusions = a bunch of complete wankers.' Yes, there is a religious element to all this, but it's so juvenile and grotesque I won't burden you with a description of it.
They're just stupid hillbillies with an equally stupid agenda.
For years, they've been more or less tolerated, since they are after all the grimy underbelly of Free Speech. Towns have gotten clever about granting them a space for their 'protest' and then making sure a few thousand actual humans show up and occupy that space before the Westboro primates can coax their aging minivans into town.
Motorcycle gangs and riders even meet the 'protesters.' The bikers then park in front of the toothless Westboro troglodytes and rev their bikes to drown out their hoots and bellows.
When biker gangs note your activity and proclaim it unacceptable, man, you've really crossed a line.
Well, Westoboro has apparently crossed another line.
They have, reports indicate, provoked the wrath of Anonymous.
Anonymous is the shadowy group of elite hackers who have recently laid numerous high-profile corporate bullies to rest. VISA, Mastercard, and at least one much-praised internet security company have all fallen prey to Anonymous lately -- and none of them had first cousins for parents.
According to a letter alleged to be from Anonymous, they've had enough of Westboro, and they've issued to them a warning -- crawl back into whatever damp hole you came from, or face the wrath of Anonymous.
The Westboro bunch can be counted on for one thing -- stupidity. So they'll do the stupid thing, and call Anonymous out.
And then -- well, I'll start popping popcorn, because this will be hilarious.
It's one thing to wave signs at funerals, Westinbred. But if you think your tinker-toy websites and your private info will remain even remotely intact if Anonymous sets their sights on you, well, you've got another thing coming.
And in my mind, it's a thing long overdue.
Go Anonymous -- FOR THE LULZ!
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