Frank's Rotating Lighted Blog of Considerable Mass

Fig. A: Inside the author's mind, which is almost always in a tree. I have some very good news! My fearless beta reader, the tire...

First of all, gentle readers, allow me to introduce a new member of the Tuttle writing team. Bear Kingsley, seated center, says hello. ...

Fig. 1: The author. As you can see, I'm holding up quite well, despite just turning fifty. Could use a manicure, but Mrs. Chan j...

©  packo michael  |  Dreamstime Stock Photos I turn 50 tomorrow. The rational part of me realizes any birthday is simply an arbitrary...

First of all, a yellow-green ladybug perched on a flower! I attempted to interview the ladybug, but it turns out they aren't fans ...

All too often I get wrapped up in my own little world of private jets and international espionage and I forget about the small dramas playi...

Maybe you believe in ghosts. Maybe you don't. I believe ghost hunting reality shows have truly jumped the shark. I won't name t...

Meet Nick and Nora, resident buzzards. They're now roosting in my backyard. I hope they weren't led here by anticipation of a go...

It's been a bad week. I sat in front of this bloody monitor for hours today, trying to be funny, to be informative, to be sarcastic o...