Frank's Rotating Lighted Blog of Considerable Mass

Tonight is the night! I speak of course of the season premiere of AMC's brilliant  The Walking Dead , which begins again tonight. A...

Back in January, I met my personal writing Muse, the plain-spoken Visavarevagitaga. You can read abut our first meeting here . I didn...

Yeah. I know. I have a thing about skeletons. I blame my fascination on stop-motion animation master  Ray Harryhausen . Even if you do...

I had a mild case of the Black Death this week. Or maybe it was a touch of Ebola. Either way, it left me so weak I am barely able to water ...

If you're an author, you're supposed to have a Muse. It's an ancient tradition, stretching all the way back to early Greece, ...

I don't usually waste time on new year's resolutions, for the same reason I stopped putting teeth under my pillow -- the effort is...

Everyone faces milestones in their lives. Your first bike. Your first bloody nose. Your first completely groundless and utterly absurd ar...

Well hello there, loyal fans. Many of you have been wondering where I've been. Okay, it now appears most of the ones wondering were a...

As you may have noticed, lots of things in this tired old world don't make much sense. Some of these incongruities are obvious -- the...

Okay, so I have an embalming pump downstairs. Who doesn't? Last week, during a daring midnight ghost hunt deep inside the forbid...