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I had a mild case of the Black Death this week. Or maybe it was a touch of Ebola. Either way, it left me so weak I am barely able to water ...

If you're an author, you're supposed to have a Muse. It's an ancient tradition, stretching all the way back to early Greece, ...

I don't usually waste time on new year's resolutions, for the same reason I stopped putting teeth under my pillow -- the effort is...

Everyone faces milestones in their lives. Your first bike. Your first bloody nose. Your first completely groundless and utterly absurd ar...

Well hello there, loyal fans. Many of you have been wondering where I've been. Okay, it now appears most of the ones wondering were a...

As you may have noticed, lots of things in this tired old world don't make much sense. Some of these incongruities are obvious -- the...

Okay, so I have an embalming pump downstairs. Who doesn't? Last week, during a daring midnight ghost hunt deep inside the forbid...

Welcome back to another edition of Things That Go Bump! Tonight, we'll take a trip to the grave of Nobel Peace Prize winning author W...

I know. It's November, and my Going Bump series was supposed to be an October bit. But I had a revelation, and a bunch of leftover junk...