Frank's Rotating Lighted Blog of Considerable Mass

Gird thy loins, gentle reader, against this brief but patently self-serving blog post, in which I hawk  Passing the Narrows. If you'r...

Everyone is doing it. No, not metabolizing oxygen or that other thing (hoarding great hoops of Colby Jack cheese).  I speak of the newest...

No one needs to remind me that times are tough, and 'extra cash' is quickly gaining the same mythic status shared by Bigfoot and Ne...

Be warned -- the heavens are especially surly today! Even the mainstream scientists at  Pasadena's JPL Planetary Science Division  a...

An unholy combination of cough drops, cough medicine, Vicks Night-time Flu Relief, and a pinch of mummy dust sufficed to ease the infernal ...

Here's my life at the moment: Type type sneeze type sneeze type type sneeze sneeze type.  Glare at empty antihistamine package in...

Several of you emailed to let me know I've missed months of Terrible Tuesday horoscopes.  You're right, I did miss posting them -- ...

 Two weeks ago, I stunned the world of the easily stunned by announcing a bold new contest here on the blog, by which one lucky reader woul...

As Professor Farnsworth on Futurama says, "Good news, everyone!" Of course it usually isn't good news, because the Professo...

Tonight's blog post will be a bit of a hodge-podge. A veritable stew, if you will -- a bit of this, a bit of that. And not because I...