Frank's Rotating Lighted Blog of Considerable Mass

I was out past ten o'clock last night.  If you knew my habits, which are generally those of any 80-something retiree, you'd know tha...

It is said that Tragedy is most often found on the heels of Triumph. Nah.  I made that up, just now.  But it should be said, because in my...

Like most writers, I've worked some unusual jobs. Back in the 1980s -- yeah, I was of working age back then, but if any of you kids wr...

If you grew up in the US during the 70s, 80s, or 90s, then you're familiar with the TV show 'Saturday Night Live.' Back in the...

And now for a bit of shameless self-promotion!  My latest print book, THE MARKHAT FILES, has hit the shelves at Off Square Books in Oxford. ...

If you live pretty much anywhere in the United States, here's your weather forecast, in a single image: Sorry about that.  Those of y...

"It was about eleven o'clock in the morning, mid October, with the sun not shining and a look of hard wet rain in the clearness o...

A picture is said to be worth a thousand words.  I doubt this, since the only words that apply to many pictures are "Is that your thumb...

The thing about the net is this -- it keeps everything.   Maybe it's an old photo of you in a schoolgirl outfit and a Richard Nixon mask...

From the looks of things, we're all fairly sick of winter. I am.  As much as I loathe the unrelenting heat and merciless humidity of a...