Frank's Rotating Lighted Blog of Considerable Mass

And now for a bit of shameless self-promotion!  My latest print book, THE MARKHAT FILES, has hit the shelves at Off Square Books in Oxford. ...

If you live pretty much anywhere in the United States, here's your weather forecast, in a single image: Sorry about that.  Those of y...

"It was about eleven o'clock in the morning, mid October, with the sun not shining and a look of hard wet rain in the clearness o...

A picture is said to be worth a thousand words.  I doubt this, since the only words that apply to many pictures are "Is that your thumb...

The thing about the net is this -- it keeps everything.   Maybe it's an old photo of you in a schoolgirl outfit and a Richard Nixon mask...

From the looks of things, we're all fairly sick of winter. I am.  As much as I loathe the unrelenting heat and merciless humidity of a...

The Universe is crammed full of natural laws.  Electrons have to behave one way when they're being observed and another way when they...

First of all, I have to design a riverboat. And not just any riverboat.  The Brown River Queen, as she will be called, is to be an opulent...

I'm in the very final stages of hammering the rough draft of The Bonnie Bell into shape for submission to the publisher. The word cou...

It's been a rough few days.  Any story that starts out with the words 'And then there was the car wreck' probably isn't a ch...